Jesus Will Guard Your Daughter's Vagina

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FOXNews Claims Jesus Will Guard Your Daughter's Vagina
Posted by Emily Farris

Rosenbaum's study showed that making a virginity pledge doesn't play a role any sexual behavior because teenagers who take a pledge are just as likely to have premarital sex as those who do not promise abstinence. The study also revealed that those who took virginity pledges where less likely to use condoms that non-pledgers, she said.

The church has been selling underage sex for hundreds of years. Does everything think they just stopped out of the goodness of their hearts? Please. You don't fuck with a recipe for power that good.

Church says: "We can't have the cloister girls playing safe! Then where would the teen pregnancy rate, and thus our supply of emotionally crippled children on which we build our future profits, be? No, WWJD bracelts are fine, so long as they bend over for the highest bidder, that way we can can 10% and the votes from both. My tax exemption isn't going to pay for itself you know. And besides I really like breaking in a promise girl right after a sermon about the evils of lust."

You know, it's quickly becoming pointless in my opinion to even share this shit with you people. How much more obvious does it need to be that you are being royally played?

Fucking mammalian roaches, the lot of you.